Episode Number 28
First Aired July 11, 2000

Writer: David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic and Scott Adams
Story: David Silverman & Stephen Sustarsic
Director: Chris Dozios

Guest Stars: Harry Kalas (as Voice of the Announcer) Camryn Manheim (as Voice of Juliet) Tom Kenny (as Asok) Jim Wise (as Loud Howard)

SYNOPSIS
This episode is done in the spirit of Shakespeare's "Romeo & Juliet".

It's time for the company picnic and the annual softball game between the Marketing Gurus and the Crapulets from engineering. Dogbert is brought in as their player/coach and Dilbert is designated as pitcher. Dilbert meets Juliet from the marketing department, which causes him to worry about his out of office attire. Meanwhile, the Pointy-Haired Boss gets a deal on wieners, which ultimately gives everyone on the marketing team food poisoning. So Dilbert, for the first time in his life, makes it to second base; but thwarts himself with food poisoning.